Dum Pendebat Filius

The world’s reserve supply of wingnut Kool-Aid is right back where it belongs again, readers: in the superchilled storage tanks of David’s Glug. Have a look at David’s reaction to the recent anti-war protests. He has cleverly entitled his post “100,000 Zarqawi Supporters Mass in D.C.”. Got that?

N’y a aucune différence

Cindy Sheehan

Abu Musab az-Zarqawi

Every Idiot East of the Mississippi

David has built up quite a thirst over the past couple of weeks, and he wastes no time quenching it with his favorite beverage:

100,000 Zarqawi supporters massed in DC today demanding immediate U.S. withdrawal from Iraq which would mean — and every idiot East of the Mississippi obviously understands this — a bloodbath in Iraq itself, as Zarqawi and his army of Sunni jihadists set out to massacre every infidel who voted “for democracy” in the January 30th elections. Civil war would ensue. And be assured the blood would flow in the streets of New York and Washington as al-Qaeda, no longer pinned down on the Iraqi battlefields, would find a way now to strike at us.

That’s right, readers. US withdrawal from Iraq would ensure the swift ensual of an Iraqi bloodbath. After all, things are so quiet and peaceful over there right now, and Americans and Iraqis are dying in such negligible numbers. It’s a regular Club Fallujah.

And guess what we’re doing, readers? We’re pinning down all of Al-Qaeda in the streets of Iraqi cities and villages. They can’t do shit as long as we’re over there, just givin’ ‘em what for. Bushie waged war on ‘em. The minute we’re out of there, though, here they come.

Nazi in a Kaffiyah

But there were others there too, Communists, Jew-haters and supporters of the Palestinian cause — a cause which proposes to complete the job that Hitler didn’t finish. After watching the ethnic cleansing of Gaza and the destruction of $14 million in greenhouses Jewish philanthropists bought for the Palestinians — which they destoryed because they were a gift from the Jews — and the loading of rockets and the clamor for an ethnic cleansing of the West Bank and Jerusalem, and the burnishing of their well-established mission of “liberating” Palestine from the Jordan to the sea, who can doubt that Palestinian nationalism is Nazism in a kaffiya? And why not, since the father of Palestinian nationalism, Haj Amin al-Husseini, mentor and cousin to Arafat, was a Nazi himself and actually Hitler’s mufti?

If there were “supporters of the Palestinian cause” in the house, then the war in Iraq is completely justified, Q.E.D. The Palestine/Nazi tangent is a reliable standby, too.

Traitor and Saddam agent and Champion

The traitor and Saddam agent and champion of the Fallujah “freedom fighters” George Galloway worked the crowd into a lather by spinning more lies per sentence than any speakers within recent memory.

Sheer incandescence. A litany of abuse.

I Listened Only Sporadically

I listened only sporadically but was treated to an Aristide groupie and a very confused Jessica Lange in addition to Galloway. I also heard Amy Goodman, the anchor of Democracy Now! (as in Soviet Democracy Now) gush over the fifth columnists polluting the mall.

He listened only sporadically.

Emails and Grief

It’s tough being a wingnut:

I’ll get emails and grief over this from Alan Colmes liberals who will tell me that not everbody there knew what they were doing. But how much slack can be reasonably cut for these people? The organizers of the demo are well-known supporters of Saddam, Zarqawui, Kim Jong Il and Milosevic. The speeches were sermons of hate against America. And the goal was to take the only thing that stands between Zarqawi and victory out of the equation. Moreover, the people of Iraq have already voted, and done so in the face of death; and what they voted for was democracy, and against terror, and for their American liberators. That leaves as their opponents the enemies of freedom, cowards, and traitors. Sorry Alan.

If someone who organizes a rally to protest the war strikes you as a “well-known supporter of Saddam, Zarqawui (sic), Kim Jong Il and Milosevic,” then the war is obviously a good and just thing. Still not convinced? Then you’re an enemy of freedom, a coward, and a traitor. That, friends, is impeccable logic and airtight reasoning. “Sorry, Alan.” Thank you, Thighmaster.