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Archive for December, 2006

Rule 19

Posted: Sunday, December 31st, 2006 @ 4:31 pm in Political | No Comments »

Jamie Glazov has discovered the truth about Arabs and Muslims, the enemies of America: they’re a bunch of pedophiles and faggots. The left-wing liberal news media, of course, are trying their best to cover up the truth, but the eagle eyes of Jamie Glazov have focused in on the meat of the matter. [...]

Horatio Alger on acid

Posted: Sunday, December 31st, 2006 @ 1:33 pm in Political | 2 Comments »

In the Bush administration’s Bizarro World, there are no “failures,” only “successes that haven’t occurred yet.”
[CNN White House Correspondent Ed] HENRY: You know, going back to September 2001, the president said, dead or alive, we’re going to get [Osama bin Laden]. Still don’t have him. I know you are saying there’s successes on the war [...]

Fear This!

Posted: Friday, December 15th, 2006 @ 4:07 pm in Political | 9 Comments »

Wingnut doctrine holds that Arabs and Muslims hate us for who we are, for our freedoms. This doctrine also holds that nothing America does today, has done in the past, or will do in the future makes any difference; therefore, it makes sense to kill as many of them as we feel like [...]

Blue-state dogs

Posted: Friday, December 8th, 2006 @ 8:18 pm in Dogs and Cats | 4 Comments »

I’m now living in blue-state Western Pennsylvania, readers. I up and moved to the Steel City. Around here, even the dogs are reliable Democrats:

Mystery voted Rick Santorum out of office in the hopes of someday getting a gay marriage and purchasing abortifacients over the counter.

And Okapi sits in the living room all day, [...]