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Archive for April, 2007

The Stalin Car

Posted: Sunday, April 29th, 2007 @ 2:55 am in Misc | 10 Comments »

Just in time to celebrate the first of May, readers, here’s the “Stalin Car.” Uh… happy motoring, comrade.

Make me think (plus: Make me puke)

Posted: Saturday, April 28th, 2007 @ 9:23 pm in Misc | 8 Comments »

Gordo, the proprietor of appletree and a frequent contributor to The Liberal Avenger, has, far too kindly, named DPF as one of the “Blogs That Make [Him] Think” (as part of a meme that’s been circulating recently). Gordo is a fantastic blogger and one of the smartest people on my blogroll, and praise from him [...]

Ponderous matters of state

Posted: Friday, April 27th, 2007 @ 3:01 pm in Political | No Comments »

Who cares what Rosie O’Donnell has to say about current events? Wingnuts, that’s who. No one else in the world gives a shit what Rosie thinks one way or the other, but even Tom DeLay has taken the time to weigh in on the ponderously important political implications of Rosie’s ABC television contract. Could someone [...]

Drôle d’idée

Posted: Wednesday, April 25th, 2007 @ 4:07 pm in Political | 4 Comments »

How about Crazy Pammy replacing Rosie O’Donnell on The View? Quelle drôle d’idée, readers! Someone get me an audition on that damn show, it’s time to inform the uniformed.

Muslim Terror, Written in the Kor(e)an

Posted: Friday, April 20th, 2007 @ 6:04 pm in Political | 7 Comments »

The Virginia Tech psycho killer was a Muslim, readers; en voici la preuve – Well, Ismail is indeed a Muslim and/or Arab name and, let’s face the awful truth, Korean is just one letter short from Koran. A Secret Muslim. A Sudden Lone Jihadist. And the Left-Wing Liberal MSM knows this perfectly well, and they’re [...]

Michael Savage Raps

Posted: Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 10:12 pm in Music, Political | 4 Comments »

What could be worse than MC Rove? How about this, readers — Michael Savage performing a rap song entitled “If She’s Got Ten Toes She’s A Ho.” You will need a Quicktime plugin for your Web browser in order to listen to the mellifluous tones of Michael Savage performing this “Satire” rap song.

Uncharted waters

Posted: Friday, April 13th, 2007 @ 11:41 am in Political | 6 Comments »

Actions performed: Bank insiders confirmed reports from the bank’s staff association that Wolfowitz directed personnel officials to give Shaha Riza, his longtime companion, an automatic “outstanding” rating and the highest possible pay raises during an indefinite posting at the State Department, as well as a promotion upon her return to the bank. Self-pitying, self-aggrandizing description [...]

God help us and save us

Posted: Thursday, April 12th, 2007 @ 12:49 am in Music, Political | 16 Comments »

Perhaps the most frightening thing ever caught on video. (via The Poor Man)

Which is worse?

Posted: Saturday, April 7th, 2007 @ 4:58 pm in Literature | No Comments »

Keith Richards joked that he mixed some of his father’s ashes with cocaine and snorted it all up. But at least he did not claim to have slain his da with a loy: PEGEEN You never hanged him, the way Jimmy Farrell hanged his dog from the license, and had it screeching and wriggling three [...]

Signs of progress, and the warhawk tag-team

Posted: Saturday, April 7th, 2007 @ 3:28 pm in Political | 3 Comments »

What a mess, readers: The latest massacre of Iraqi children came as 21 Shia market workers were ambushed, bound and shot dead north of the capital. The victims came from the Baghdad market visited the previous day by John McCain, the US presidential candidate, who said that an American security plan in the capital was [...]

 
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