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Posted by: PNAMARBLE at September 25, 2007 05:01 PM

Where did this quote come from? The Costco Coulter, in an EXCLUSIVE, reveals a shocking sign, written in Arabic, in a Starbucks in Dearborn, MI:

Picture of Arabic sign in Starbucks
Dhimmitude, Michigan-style

Her take on it:

“Is this America?” That’s the question a sharp friend of mine asked after snapping this shot at the at the Dearbornistan Starbucks off Michigan Avenue, near Oakwood Blvd. That’s significant because this friend of mine is in the belly of the beast of Dearbornistan and has been for years. He’s seen all of the Islamicization of the area. So, if this piques his interest, it should certainly pique ours.

What does the sign say, readers? It says ramaDaan kariim, kullu ‘aamin wantum bikhayyir. That means “Blessed Ramadan; May you be well every year.” This is a standard greeting during the month of Ramadan, as common as “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year” in December.

The Costco Coulter does not tell her readers what the sign says; it is not likely that she actually has any idea what it means. Nor do her neanderthal commenters have the first clue (see Exhibit A above). Still, she finds it intolerable that a Starbucks in a neighborhood with many Arabs would choose to put up a sign offering its customers best wishes at Ramadan (and her readers do, too). She sneers that the sign is “[c]oming soon — in a few generations — to the rest of America,” apparently seeing it as evidence of the Evil Muslim Plot To Enslave America.

The terrorist attacks of 11 September 2001 scared these pathetic, stupid people so badly that they’re literally seeing “global jihad” around every corner, lurking behind mailboxes, under every park bench and behind every tree. God forbid Starbucks should wish its customers Feliz Navidad this December…

Filed under: Political by dumpendebat at 2007/09/25 - 19:18

12 Comments »

  1. Stram:

    That’s hilarious! I haven’t been over to “Costco Coulter’s” in quite awhile. I forgot how pathetically humorous she can be without trying.

    She’s the female version (funny, he has her linked) of the schrizophrenic punk over at Liar’s Quorum. They’re both very stupid, miserable and full of hate.

  2. elfasbrynja:

    > God forbid Starbucks should wish its customers Feliz Navidad this December…

    Jag undrar om “Gott Julblot var och en!” skulle förolämpa henne. Hälsningen är ‘vit’, men däremot är den ej kristen.

    I wonder whether “Gott julblot var och en!” would offend her. The greeting is ‘white’, but on the other hand, it’s not Christian.

  3. Hank Dagny:

    Muslims pray to a religion that says it must kill all non-believers and Stram analyzes Coulter and me of the ones full of hate?

    Stram, you are a delusional moron.

    I don’t give a shit if the sign said ‘Happy Passover’ – it should have been in English.

    If foreigner don’t assimulate, you lose your country you fucking pinheads.

  4. elfasbrynja:

    > I don’t give a shit if the sign said ‘Happy Passover’ – it should have been in English.

    Varför det, Hank? Varför måste man alltid tala engelska när man känner till andra språk?

  5. Farley McFizzlefurter:

    …seeing “global jihad” around every corner, lurking behind mailboxes, under every park bench and behind every tree.

    Nah; that won’t happen unless we elect a Democrat next fall. That is, of course, what you’re saying, is that we are relatively safe and why is that? We should thank our current administration for keeping us safe as well as fellow Americans who are keeping on their toes. If we elect einen Demokrat next year, we will see ‘G10bal Ji|-|ad’ in a lot more places. Look out!

  6. dumpendebat:

    >that won’t happen unless we elect a Democrat next fall

    Right, so the only reason Scary Muslims Bent On Total World Domination are not all over the United States today is because Strong, Brave President Bush is keeping them out of the country. Any Democrat would immediately throw open the borders and let them in.

    Shorter Fizzlefurter:

    Screwball

  7. dumpendebat:

    By the way:

    >Muslims pray to a religion that says it must kill all non-believers

    Who told you that, H.D.?

    Was it Crazy Pammy or the Costco Coulter? I know you take both of them pretty seriously. I also know you won’t be able to back up that outlandish statement.

    We already know that even the simplest HTML tags are beyond your abilities, but you are capable of simply copying and pasting a link into a blog comment. Why don’t you give it a try? Are you up to the challenge?

  8. Hank Dagny:

    Gee, I guess you have missed every quote about ‘death to non-believers’ – taken directly out of the Koran. It appears reading is beyond your ability.

  9. Hank Dagny:

    Won’t the burkas throw a monkey wrench into your next Democrat gay – abortion – bra burning pot party you attend?

  10. dumpendebat:

    >every quote about ‘death to non-believers’ – taken directly out of the Koran.

    OK, then you should have no trouble citing one, right? We’re still waiting for the fruits of your scholarship. Dazzle us with your erudition.

  11. dumpendebat:

    Won’t the burkas throw a monkey wrench into your next Democrat gay – abortion – bra burning pot party you attend?

    You’d think so, but we get so high that the burkas really don’t make much difference. Especially once we get going with the gay abortions. You haven’t lived until you’ve performed a gay abortion while stoned.

  12. elfasbrynja:

    I can’t even leave the house until I’ve eaten a plate of aborted fetus with a triple martini…

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