Won’t the burkas throw a monkey wrench into your next Democrat gay – abortion – bra burning pot party you attend?

You’d think so, but we get so high that the burkas really don’t make much difference. Especially once we get going with the gay abortions. You haven’t lived until you’ve performed a gay abortion while stoned.

OK, then you should have no trouble citing one, right? We’re still waiting for the fruits of your scholarship. Dazzle us with your erudition.

>Muslims pray to a religion that says it must kill all non-believers

Who told you that, H.D.?

Was it Crazy Pammy or the Costco Coulter? I know you take both of them pretty seriously. I also know you won’t be able to back up that outlandish statement.

We already know that even the simplest HTML tags are beyond your abilities, but you are capable of simply copying and pasting a link into a blog comment. Why don’t you give it a try? Are you up to the challenge?

Right, so the only reason Scary Muslims Bent On Total World Domination are not all over the United States today is because Strong, Brave President Bush is keeping them out of the country. Any Democrat would immediately throw open the borders and let them in.

Shorter Fizzlefurter:

…seeing “global jihad” around every corner, lurking behind mailboxes, under every park bench and behind every tree.

Nah; that won’t happen unless we elect a Democrat next fall. That is, of course, what you’re saying, is that we are relatively safe and why is that? We should thank our current administration for keeping us safe as well as fellow Americans who are keeping on their toes. If we elect einen Demokrat next year, we will see ‘G10bal Ji|-|ad’ in a lot more places. Look out!

Varför det, Hank? Varför måste man alltid tala engelska när man känner till andra språk?

Stram, you are a delusional moron.

I don’t give a shit if the sign said ‘Happy Passover’ – it should have been in English.

If foreigner don’t assimulate, you lose your country you fucking pinheads.