Dum Pendebat Filius

Shorter David Horowitz:

I’ve just co-authored a wingnutty screed that accuses liberals and Democrats of “sabotaging” the glorious War For The Liberation of Iraq From The Fell Clutches of Saddam, Iranian Mullahs, Al-Qaeda, Al-Qaeda in Mesopotamia, And/Or Satan.

If you’re one of the fifteen or so Americans who still somehow take me seriously, please do me a solid and help me beg Barnes & Noble and Borders to stock a couple copies of my foolish “book,” because the big chain bookstores have long since gotten wise to my particular brand of right-wing hucksterism and will ignore me otherwise.

UPDATE 2008/04/02

Some cheese to go with that whine –

Please call your local Barnes&Noble [sic] and ask them to speed things up. Be nice to whomever you talk to, because it’s likely that the non-chain book stores won’t even carry this book as they are mainly run by intolerant liberals and leftists who will not appreciate it [sic] All conservative.authors [sic] have to be grateful for [sic] the big chains for following the capitalist path — the path of liberty and tolerance for all.