“What is it?” the pilot said to the miner, in the cramped, instrument-lit confines of the harvesting vessel’s cabin. “An antique,” the miner replied, having returned from the holding bay where the newest find had been salvaged from permanent obscurity in space. “A kind of space probe … outfitted with a primitive nuclear fission engine. [...]
Shorter Costco Coulter, yesterday and today: ZOMG LOL, Gay People Are Funny Forever!!!!!!11!!!!!111!!
Here’s Crazy Pammy weighing in on some silly wingnut blogfight: Viva the queen, the queen is the dead ( the dinosuars of the blogosphere) peddle your irrelevant bullying in your creepy sandbox. Can anyone tell me what that means? Even if you click over to her site and read that quote in context, I promise [...]
Paul Krugman has won the 2008 Nobel Prize in Economic Sciences. Watch for Wingnut Nation to erupt in a fit of pique and chagrin as they try to reassure themselves it’s all just a reward for Paul Krugman’s “anti-American” views. The world, remember, is all just one big anti-conservative conspiracy.
Fox News host John Gibson made fun of Heath Ledger’s death yesterday on his execrable radio show: Opening his radio show with funeral music yesterday, Fox News host John Gibson callously mocked the death of actor Heath Ledger, calling him a “weirdo” with a “serious drug problem.” Playing an audio clip of the iconic quote, [...]
Question: Do all wingnuts hate the Urban Legends Reference Pages, a.k.a. Snopes.com? I’m asking because the Costco Coulter recently slammed that site in an angry aside: (No, I did not check the fallacious Snopes, which needs to be Snoped, itself. They get so many things wrong, and I’m not sure who appointed these liberals at [...]
I’m still dreaming that these three blogs will be back one day: Mykeru (gone from the Internet) Buck Hill (last post 2007/03/31) Dadahead (last post 2006/04/27)
Today, 12 September 2007, is the first day of the year 2000 in Ethiopia, where they still use a variant of the Coptic calendar.
How about a guy who: smokes some crack in a motel room before rocketing down the highway at speeds of up to 100 mph, tells his terrified passenger that he “doesn’t give a fuck” if he hits another car or a pedestrian, proceeds to huff on computer keyboard cleaner while driving, crashes his car into [...]
Remember the “Allah fish,” readers? There was one last May, and another one last March. Now we English-speakers have our own orthographic representation of the Divine Being appearing away from the printed page: Felicia Teske of Boothwyn says she was preparing fried eggplant for dinner Sunday evening and noticed that the seeds in one slice [...]
