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Whenever anything goes wrong, readers, especially if it involves shit blowing up, you know what to do — cherchez l’arabe. Or perhaps it should be cherchez le musulman. Here’s how it works:

First, something blows up.

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AP) — A device left in a casino parking garage exploded early Monday, killing a man who tried to pick it up off the top of his car, authorities said.

The device exploded shortly after 4 a.m. (7 a.m. ET) on the second floor of a parking garage behind the Luxor hotel-casino, said Officer Bill Cassell, a police spokesman. He declined to describe the device, but said initial reports that it was inside a backpack were wrong.

The blast was not a terrorist act but an apparent murder of a man who worked at a business inside the hotel, he said, adding that the case was being investigated as “a homicide with an unusual weapon.”

Next, you take it for granted, instantly, that the explosion was the work of an Arab/Muslim terrorist. This is an axiom, and it is not to be doubted or questioned for a second, even in the face of evidence to the contrary. Such evidence, in fact, can only be proof of the cover-up.

Immediately begin to attack the Left-Wing Liberal Dhimmi MSM for covering up the Arab/Muslim truth about the incident. Denounce as cowards all those who refuse to see the wisdom of immediately rounding up all Arabs and Muslims and sending them to concentration camps (or just killing them, to save time).

The future is here and it ain’t pretty Be we knew that.

[...] Are they fucking kidding? Talk about a rush to judgment. [...] What’ s the bomber’s name?

[blog commenter] Sure there was no terrorism involved. Just like that attack on the El Al Counter in Los Angeles a few years ago. What Dorks the vegas Police are. Where is Gil Grissom when you need him?

[blog commenter] So a video tape was found in Madrid of Muslims casing casinos and hotels in Vegas. Another tape or tapes is/are found in Detroit. The mayor of Vegas wants it all covered up. What a maroon!!!!

Yeah, typical American bureaucrat/gutless and dickless wonder/politician-prostitute wants to stick his head in the sand and not deal with it.

Mayor Goodman’s a shithead.

Embrace fervidly your most treasured conspiracy theories:

We’ll likely never really know if the explosion today in the garage of the Luxor Hotel and Casino was an act of Islamic terrorism. Why won’t we know?

Well, Vegas Mayor (and Mafia lawyer) Oscar Goodman has repeatedly denied the very valid story of how members of the Detroit Terror Cell had cased Vegas. In fact, Vegas was one of the American sites that the four Detroit Al-Qaeda terrorists planned to blow up, and reportedly had scenes of Vegas in their “tourism” videos. They considered Vegas, “the City of Satan.”

Finally, if you just can’t make the facts say what you want them to say, no problemo. Just go for some scare-mongering:

This incident may or may not have anything to do with al Qaeda terrorism. But this flashback bears noting: Remember the terror casing videos of the Luxor Hotel disclosed by the feds in 2004?

Even if this has nothing to do with terrorism, this should remind you of terrorism. Welcome to Wingnut America.