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Thursday-Night Schadenfreude: Crazy Pammy In Tears Edition

LOL, readers:

While probing the murder of car salesman Collin Thomas outside the showroom of Universal Auto World in Lawrence, L.I., in January, cops unraveled what they said was a massive scam at the dealership.

Employees at Universal allegedly stole and bought identities, then used the IDs to obtain at least $1.3 million in financing for fancy cars, court records show.

The luxury models, including Maseratis and Aston Martins, were allegedly sold or transferred under the table to individuals who didn’t want cars in their real names.

[...] As part of the homicide probe, Nassau County police raided the dealership, owned by auto czar Michael Oshry, and Oshry’s Hewlett Harbor home and seized business records.

[...] His ex-wife, Pamela Geller, former associate publisher of the New York Observer and a conservative blogger, burst into tears when told her ex is under criminal investigation.

Although listed in business records as a Universal co-owner, she denied it. “I have nothing to do with this,” Geller said.

That’s right, readers: Crazy Pammy and her ex (the “auto czar”) are all mixed up in a Long Island car-dealership scam investigation.

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Filed under: Misc by dumpendebat at 2007/08/09 - 23:31

6 Comments »

  1. hanumizzle:

    If there’s not much violence in women’s prisons and she won’t be away for very long, I won’t feel sorry for her at all.

    In any case, I suspect a personal conspiracy against her by ‘the Clenis’, the EU-Arab axis, and the Trilateral Commission.

  2. hanumizzle:

    Yes, even someone like me feels some degree of pity towards Crazy Pammy—if only in the way that Frodo felt pity towards Gollum.

    If I gave up on that, then I’d be like the people I hate. Nu?

  3. dumpendebat:

    You’re right, of course. I just want to enjoy her discomfiture for a little while; I wouldn’t want real harm to come to her, even though she is a clinically-insane paranoiac and racist who would happily see you and me both publicly hanged for “treason.”

  4. hanumizzle:

    What a pity that Bilbo…oh, never mind.

  5. Stram:

    Come on guys, don’t go soft on us. How do you think she would react if it was you?

    The bitch could use 3-5 in the pen. Do her some good.

  6. hanumizzle:

    The bitch could use 3-5 in the pen. Do her some good.

    Very well, but first her guilt must me proven. Like she would deny everyone else.

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