The Costco Coulter, Polyglot
Making fun of the Costco Coulter’s lack of Arabic is like shooting fish in the proverbial barrel, I know. But readers, what a fucking moron:
“Alhamdillullah”? That would be al-hamdu lillahi. Nice try, though.
She also seems to believe the Arabic word Harb (war) means “sword,” for some reason.
Keep in mind, this fool brags about her ability to speak Arabic (among other languages) and claims to have “gone undercover, infiltrating many Muslim organizations in the Detroit area (the heart of Islamic America).”
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September 27th, 2007 @ 01:30
Actually, she seems to have difficulty putting together English sentences.
September 27th, 2007 @ 01:36
You’re right, she’s got enough on her plate just trying to deal with her native language.
How this clown manages to pass herself off as some kind of expert is way, way beyond me. You’d have to be very eager to buy what she’s selling, I guess.
September 27th, 2007 @ 02:23
> You’re right, she’s got enough on her plate just trying to deal with her native language.
I want to learn Irish now.
> How this clown manages to pass herself off as some kind of expert is way, way beyond me.
One might call her ‘untrve’. She’s not ‘kvlt’—she’s a poser.
September 27th, 2007 @ 21:18
He became a Muslim after he started speaking Arabic. See how I transformed myself after I took up Swedish
September 28th, 2007 @ 12:21
Here’s how it happened: First, learning French turned me into a Surrender Monkey. Next I learned German, but that wasn’t much better — I became a Vichy-type collaborator, then finally a full-fledged Nazi. Finally, 47 weeks of Modern Standard Arabic at the Defense Language Institute made me convert to Islam.
September 29th, 2007 @ 09:21
Why you commie bastard, Filius!
You better be careful, America-hating punks like Dank like to ‘out’ people like you who do clandestine type work for the DOD and our country.
Since you speak Arabic, you might just be one of those sleeper cells, after all.
47 weeks? Wow.