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The Wingnuttiest Blog Post of All Time

As the McCain backlash spreads like a wildfire across the right-wing Internet, who’s the first wingnut blogger to go to the bottom of the barrel? You guessed it, readers — it’s Crazy Pammy!

Today she reprinted a disgusting and ludicrous article by wingnut Jack Wheeler (the self-styled “Indiana Jones of the Right,” who we last encountered a month ago accusing Barack Obama of supporting Radical Islam and of being responsible for the violence in Kenya), an article which openly accuses John McCain of having accepted special favors and special treatment from his North Vietnamese captors and the Soviet GRU. This garbage has to be seen to be believed. Look at this shit:

According to T, they reveal that McCain had made an “accommodation” with his captors, and in exchange, T’s father saw that he was provided with an apartment in Hanoi and the services of two prostitutes. Upon returning to his prison cell, he would say he had been held in solitary confinement. That may be why so many of his fellow prisoners said later they saw so little of him at Hoa Loa.

You read that right, readers. John McCain wasn’t spending any time in solitary confinement — he was out kickin’ it in a comfy apartment in town, having sex with two hookers!

But, believe it or not, it gets even better. This is the ne plus ultra of political pornography, combining wacky conspiracy theories with Clinton Derangement Syndrome, and washing it all down with about a gallon of Wingnut Kool-Aid:

Picture of crazy guy in straitjacket… T says the CIA has… evidence [of the sickening claims above]. Its release would destroy McCain. The threat of its release could force McCain to take a fall, blow the election and lose on purpose. And just who do you suppose would know what the CIA has and work with them to release it?

Someone who has been a CIA asset since he was recruited by London station chief Cord Meyer while a student at Oxford in 1968?

(Back in the 90s years after he retired, if Cord drank a little too much Scotch, he would laugh derisively at those conspiratorialists who accused Bill Clinton of being connected with the KGB.

“They all darkly point to Bill’s participation in anti-war peace conferences in Stockholm and Oslo, and his trip to Leningrad, Moscow, and Prague while he was at Oxford. ‘Who could have paid for this?’, they ask. ‘It had to be the KGB!’ they claim.” Cord would shake his head. “What rot - we paid for it. We recruited Bill the first week he was at Oxford. Bill’s been an asset of The Three Bad Words ever since.” Cord passed on in 2001.)

[...]

Picture of Kool-Aid ManThe Clintons are not nervous. They are utterly ruthless, and have buddies at Langley all too happy to help them.

It has been noted many times here in To The Point that while most folks think the CIA is a right-wing outfit, it is not. The CIA has been dominated by left-wing hyper-liberals for years.

The CIA is a left-wing, liberal outfit, and its main job for some time now is not attacking America’s enemies but conservatives in general and George W. Bush in particular. The story is best told by friend, [sic] Ken Timmerman in his new book Shadow Warriors.

But wait, there’s more!

Maybe McCain will try to fight back by confirming Hillary’s well-known bisexuality and her lesbian affair with her beautiful assistant, Huma Abedin. Google “Hillary” and “Huma Abedin” and you’ll get almost 6,000 hits. Turns out Huma is a Moslem who grew up in Saudi Arabia and is strongly suspected of working for Saudi intelligence.

I spend way more time than I ought to reading silly wingnut blog posts, and I’ve been doing so for about seven years now, readers; and I honestly think this one might be the wingnuttiest blog post of all time. This one seems to have it all. What did they leave out?

  • John McCain cut a deal with the Commies while he was a POW in North Viet Nam.
  • Far from being a war hero POW, McCain is a lying libertine who spent the war getting special treatment, which included lots of hot sex with call-girls.
  • The CIA (which is, of course, a left-wing organization that doesn’t care about anything but attacking American conservatives) possesses Soviet documents which prove all this, and they’re just waiting for orders from Bill Clinton to release said documents.
  • Meanwhile, Hillary is a Bull-Dyke, and she’s been getting it on with a Saudi Muslim Spy.

And, of course, Crazy Pammy’s crazy commenters go for this garbage like it was fresh bread:

If McClain [sic] gets the nomination, then I’m with Coulter. A known leftist (Hillary) is better than a Manchurian Candidate controlled by the Vietnamese and by extension, China and Russia and Cuba. What a mell of a hess. [sic]

Readers, there are still nine months to go before the election, and I don’t see how the bar could go much lower than this. But you know what? Somehow, I think they’ll find a way.

Filed under: Political by dumpendebat at 2008/02/03 - 23:18

5 Comments »

  1. Beth:

    She’s a cupid stunt.

    That shit’s been debunked. She’s too dishonest and dishonorable to bother checking into that, though. Stupid whore.

    BTW, I’m a wingnut–but she’s the laughingstock of “our side” (scare quotes to denote embarrassment at the asshats on my side).

  2. dumpendebat:

    Wow. I see she’s making an even bigger fool of herself by deleting comments, too.

    Yeah, the concept of fact-checking is a bit beyond her intellectual capacities. It’s much easier to drop bombs and keep on moving, I guess.

  3. Hank Dagny:

    When I saw the title of the post, I was really worried you had one of mine up there. Whew!

  4. dumpendebat:

    What do you make of all this, H.D.? I know you’re no fan of McCain (although I didn’t just fall off the turnip truck, so please don’t insult my intelligence by pretending you’re not going to vote (R) in November anyways), but what do you think about this sordid tale of Commies, Hookers, and CIA Lefties? Has your reaction to it changed since Mitt Romney announced he was “suspending his campaign” and it appears almost 100% certain that McCain will be the GOP nominee?

  5. troll:

    wld nvr nslt yr ntllgnc by lyng t y Dmp.
    vtd fr Bsh n 2000, nd vtd Cnstttn Prty n 2004.
    wll b vtng Lbrtrn r Cnstttn Prty gn f McCn s th Rpblcn nmn.
    My lmnt hs bn tht s th Dmcrts hv mvd frm sclsts t cmmnsts, th Rpblcns - fr th xct sm rsn - pwr - hv mvd t th sclst pstn.
    thnk th ttl lck f xprnc nd cmplt vdnss f sbstnc n th Dmcrt cnddts shws th cmplt lck f prncpls n th Dmcrt vtr. 4Ptt grs wth m. Th Dmcrt vtr wld vt fr Bn Ldn hmslf f h ws th DNC nmn.

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